Medical advice

" I tell you I don't get no respect.
Why, the Surgeon General, he offered me a cigarette. "

RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Cartoon of the Day

I always love cartoons with a medical setting, it has so much that everyone can relate to in having visited doctors and quacks in our lifetimes. Quacks, sheister lawyers, shady businessmen, I've had my share of experiences with these dregs while I was in business for 25 years . . I think it helps to have a good sense of humor when you've gotten the short end of the stick . . of course it's funnier when bad things happen to someone else, right?

Barron's Cartoon - 2003

This drawing appeared on page T3, November 10
( Marine Corps Birthday ). The drawing was colored with pastels except for the two suits which were done with Prismacolor markers because of the way you can do a large area without leaving ' brushmarks '.

Wisdom

" Whatever with the past has gone,
the best is always yet to come. "

LUCY LARCOM

Cartoon of the Day

Blind men and porno movies

" I saw a blind man rent a porno video.
He must really like bad music. "

MARK GROSS

Cartoon of the Week

Remember, you guys . . never pick up hitchhikers . . unless it's part of your community service.