" I don't rent a golf cart. I don't need one. Where I hit the ball, I can use public transportation. "
from the softback: COMEDY THESARUS by Judy Brown
This is from a great book I recommend to any cartoonist or humor writer, subtitled : 3,242 Quips, Quotes and Smartass remarks. ( $16.95 )
It's a truly great resource for humor writers, should be in every cartoonist's library.