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Seriously . . is it 72 or 73 ? I've heard both numbers . . . this could be true . . . you can't prove it IS true and you can't prove it is NOT true . . . like a lot of stuff in this life . . . I like the way scientists talk . . . they would say something like . . " There is a very high probability factor that it is NOT true ( The 72-73 virgins ) . . . . They would NEVER say " No it is NOT true, this story of the virgin reward . . " 

I mean, seriously . . . who in the HELL would WANT 72 or 73 of them . . . Man, let's not get GREEDY.  And what about the WOMEN suicide bombers . . . you never hear anything about what THEY get . . . ?  What's fair is fair, now . . .   Are they getting short changed in this deal . . . Hm-m-n-n ?  How come you have never heard of a reporter ask this question, Hm-m-m-n ?