I like gags about food, soup, sloppy joes, chili . . . as a matter of fact, there's a good chili joint in the next town called Fast Eddie's Chili House . . He makes a mean bowl for only 99cents . .
After I ordered and asked for onions and cheese in it, I noticed in very small print: with onions, add 90cents, with cheese, add 90 cents . . . The bill with a Coke and tax came to $3.48 . . Nice.
I didn't want to make a scene, so after he asked me, " How was the chili ? " . . I said, " Mean, it sticks to your ribs ! " . . . The S.O.B. says, " I know, my lawyers are working on that. "