Milton Berle on Kids

" They say a woman has a baby every thousandth of a second. We must find this lady and stop her ! " and then this one I love: A woman said to her husband, " We ought to buy Junior a bike. "
The father said, " Will that make him behave better ? " The woman said, " No, I don't think so - - but it'll spread his rotten behavior over a bigger area ! "

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