A couple Milton Berle Zingers

" If you think nothing is impossible, try getting your name off a mailing list. "

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" You can always tell a host at a party.  He's the one watching the clock. "

This guy, Milton Berle, bless his soul, was one of my favorites of the old timers . . great delivery and timing . .  He had the bad reputation of stealing gags from other stand-up comics all his life . . he even joked about it himself when he would refer to himself as " The Thief of Bad Gags. "  ( Ouch ! )